Who Is Doctor Noize?
Let’s get one thing straight: Doctor Noize’s real name is not Mylie Cyrus. It’s Cory Cullinan. He grew up in Silicon Valley and had a Leave It to Beaver childhood until his brother and father died in high school, inspiring him to dedicate his life to bringing the energizing friendship, creativity and humor to the world his childhood family had given to him.
He graduated with Distinction and Honors in Music and Political Science from Stanford University, where he focused on classical music history, electronic music and voice. Cullinan’s album of music for obsolete children (also known as adults), My Oyster, drew rave reviews for having the free spirit of an indie release but the production values of a major release — a blueprint he would follow upon becoming Doctor Noize. His adult music includes a live recording of his marriage proposal to his überbabe wife Janette and music that has appeared in mainstream movies, television shows and documentaries, from Brad Pitt’s Spy Game to films shown everywhere from the Sundance Film Festival and PBS to Air Force training sessions.
Cullinan then turned his energy to creating a music program at Pinewood School, a high school with no previous music curriculum, and made an immediate and lasting impact on his students. When he stepped aside five years later, he was head of the Arts, Communication & Technology (ACT) Department; his popular Music History course had been made a requirement for all freshmen; his music composition and production class had released eight full length CD’s of original songs created in the school’s new recording studio; and he coached the boys’ Varsity soccer team, which had not won a league game in years, to an 8-4-2 record. In his final semester at Pinewood, he conducted his students in a fully staged, unabridged production of Sondheim’s Into The Woods to packed houses on multiple nights, and led his select choir to Anaheim, CA to win the Best Overall Choir award at Disneyland’s huge Music In The Parks competition. The group earned the only perfect score from the judges while competing against schools ten times Pinewood’s size.
Retiring from teaching soon after the birth of his first action/adventure superhero daughter, Cullinan spent the next few years working a bit but mostly doing totally awesome stuff with his daughters Sidney Grace and Riley Max. He played music with his kids and their friends, the family moved to Colorado, and Doctor Noize was born.
He released The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof, his first recording under the guise of his alter ego, Doctor Noize. Within two months, it had spawned a national #1 hit song — Banana — on XM Sirius Kids Radio and scored awards ranging from a Parents Choice Award to being named one of Dr. Toy’s 100 Best Children’s Products. Then came the completion of Doctor Noize’s first book, The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof. Like the recording, the book tells the tale of the great monkey Phineas McBoof and his quest for the impossible perfect song with his band, The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses.
As a live performer, the Doc has inspired enthusiastic audiences across the country by engaging kids and adults alike with his totally innovative performance approach that always inspires his audiences to participate in the creative process. His stage shows feature him performing multiple instruments and arranging and recording songs live on the spot, inviting audience members to come onstage and contribute their own talents. All Doctor Noize live programz are administered to creative audiences with immeasurable doses of energy, goodwill and humor. The Doc performs everything from little acoustic showz to full Noizy showz to Dr. Noize family performances with full symphony orchestra.
To stay connected to fans wherever they are, Doctor Noize writes a monthly Noizeletter blog that’s developed quite a fan base itself. Zooglobble writer and NPR family music commentator Stefan Shepard called it the “Best Newsletter In Kids Music” by “the funniest guy in kids music, and that’s saying something.” The problem is, Dr. Noize is trying to be very serious, so Shepard’s commentary was very hurtful. Or not.
Doctor Noize scored his second national Top Ten hit on Sirius XM Kids Place Live! radio with his theme song Welcome To Grammaropolis for the multimedia brand Grammaropolis. He is still trying to memorize his own lyrics to that song for live performance. There are a lot of them and they move very fast. Like really really fast. The song also features the first Doctor Noize animated video.
Doctor Noize just signed a dream multimedia deal with Outblaze, the creators of the Hello Kitty 3D animated videos and games, online games for Ben 10 and Tom & Jerry, and the popular kids’ mobile apps by Dream Cortex. He is now the CEO of a newly formed company called Doctor Noize Inc., a partnership between Dr. Noize and Outblaze. The multimedia product line of Dr. Noize is about to greatly expand, and he’ll be touring the US and Hong Kong every year playing shows to Noizemakers all over the place. Groovy baby.
So that’s that. Thanks for stopping by and reading this bio. We hope you thought it was even better than Tolstoy’s War & Peace, but a lot shorter. Well, a little shorter. See you at the showz.
Awards & Honors…
- XM Kids Radio’s national #1 hit song, Banana
- Named one of Dr. Toy’s 100 Best Children’s Products
- Winner of a Parents’ Choice Recommended Award
- Winner of a Children’s Music Web Judge’s Special Award
- Winner of CD Baby’s Editor’s Picks Recommended Award
- Winner of a West Coast Songwriters International Song Competition Honorable Mention Award (Don’t Be Silly)
- Full album & interview broadcast an unprecedented 8 times on XM Kids Radio
- Played on local radio nationwide, from Alaska to Tennessee
- Featured in-flight entertainment on Continental Airlines
- Endorsed by fantastic family musicians like Roger Day, Zak Morgan, Yosi, Andy Z, Steve Weeks, & Baby Loves Disco co-founder Andy Blackman Hurwitz
- Inspired reviews from everyday Noizemakers worldwide
Reviews…
- Out With The Kids Welcome To Dr. Noize’s Grammaropolis by Jeff Bogle
- Anderson Valley Advertiser Monkey Music by David Yearsley (Professor of Music, Cornell University)
- Kids Music Planet Podcast by Lisa & Monty Harper
- Richmond Parents Monthly The Doctor is In the Groove by Joseph W. Cates
- Baltimore’s Child The Good, The Mediocre, The Outright Lameby Charlotte Bohn
- Out With The Kids The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof by Jeff
- cool mom picks We built this city on nouns and verbs by Mir
- The Christian Science Monitor Noteworthy: The Best In Recent Kid’s CDs by Yvonne Zipp
- ParentWorld.com The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof by Chad Young
- El Crystal Elementary School To Whom It May Concern… by Skip Johnson (Principal)
- Babble Magazine The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof by Melissa Eva Miller
- School Library Journal The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof by Maren Ostergard
- School 180 Dr. Noize Bootleg by Chris Walsh
- Cookie Magazine The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof by Chris Healy
- lilsugar A Few of Lil’s Favorite Things by Heather Maddan
- The Pokey Pup The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof by Bryan Townsend
- nymag.com Agenda Recommends by the New York Entertainment Agenda Vulture
- top40-charts.com Music Makes A Great Holiday Gift For Kids Award-Winning 2007 CDs
Articles & Interviews…
- Cool Mom Picks We built this city on nouns and verbs by Mir
- North State Parent Magazine Dr. Noize & His Friend Mr. Beethoven — Youth Concert With North State Symphony by Lisa Shara
- Redding Record Searchlight Symphony aims to make classical music fun by Jon Lewis
- XM Kids Radio Interview by Mindy Thomas (Program Director & Host)
- The Kids Show! on KRFC FM by Chris Maldonado (Program Host)
- Indie Kids Rock Interview by Yosi (acclaimed family musician)
- Palo Alto Weekly The art of ‘noize’ by Rebecca Wallace
- Ad Libs Doctor Noize Beats Truman by Rebecca Wallace
- Lone Tree Voice More than just Noize by Stephanie Thompson
- Stanford Magazine Bring on da Noize by Caitlin Berka
- San Jose Mercury News Doctor Noize Invites The Kids To Lay Down Techno-Pop Tracks by Yoshi Kato
- Lone Tree Voice “Make some noize” with Phineas by Sonya Ellingboe
- Denver Post Musical animal Dr. Noize helps kids ring in 2008 by Kathleen St. John
- Los Altos Town Crier Doctor Noize readies to rock Bus Barn Saturday in Stepping Out
- Grammy.com EducationWatch: Musical Adventures by Laurel Fishman
- The Coloradoan Kids rock: Fest puts youths center stage by Stacy Nick
- The Loveland Reporter-Herald Bohemian Nights at NewWestFest overflows with diverse range of musical talent… by Lynette Chilcoat
- TD Monthly Music With a Message by Julie L. Jones
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- Illustrations by Christian Lowe
- Photos by George Mitsuoka and John Wooldridge
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